What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
  Water; butane is lighter fluid!
  -- https://youtu.be/ycv0Z2H6LBU?t=34

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
  Nothing; it's on the house!
  -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXe6hDrGRVA

Cool round table; who built it?
  Ser Cumference!
  -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T9Vi5hJ8Gc

What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?
  He goes undercovers!
  -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDbPsmTpPtM

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon...
  ...I'll let you know.
  -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_laNTzQDiq0

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica, and $3 in the Bahamas.
  These are the pie rates of the Caribbean!
  -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_laNTzQDiq0

I would do a dad joke...
  ...but I don't have a real one!
  -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_laNTzQDiq0

I love telling Dad jokes.
  Sometimes he laughs!
  -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGN6RblbPyo

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
  If they flew over a bay, they'd be a bagel!

What did the hat say to the hat rack?
  You stay here; I'll go on ahead.
  -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac9Jg6jks9c

What do you call a wolf that is very conscious of his surroundings?
  Aware wolf!
  -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbo3Yeb4MRo

Why did the chicken cross the road?
  Bawkause!
  -- https://youtu.be/sGz4asnDM7o?t=514